Family Feud
What does one wall say to the other?
Column 1: [in a whisper] “psst”
[a little louder] “Excuse me!”
FOR THE LOVE OF VITRUVIUS!! WAKE UP!!
Column 2: WHAT? dude what’s your deal?!
Column 1: “What do you mean what? Have you seen yourself?” Utterly disgraceful. Disgusting, an abomination to our family and our order! Frankly, I fear for you. Its as though you were attacked by DaVinci before he developed perspective.
Column 2: Chill out man. Seriously though, look who’s talking… “All you need is wall,” Really? Can you try being a bit more conceited? I don’t think it comes across very clearly.
Column1: What? [looks down] Those scoundrels! Well at least those hoodlums got something right, but you? Do you even remember the days when you were respectable? The days when proud, courageous noblemen sauntered through our colonnade announcing their triumphs for the eager commoners to hear.
Column 2: Have the paint fumes affected you that much? That’s not what I remember. Man, embrace the times. Live a little. Have some fun. If we weren’t connected by this arch I’d be out enjoying my life just like these kids are. We might look alike but boy are we different. Move on bro. Seriously.
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